February 2012
4 posts
Jury Duty
Saying you assume everyone is guilty if they are on trial will get you off a jury, but into jail. Free advice from the head clerk. He does this everyday.
Jury duty
Juror Constance Sprocket is not here. Move on.
January 2012
4 posts
Great opportunity to learn corporate finance →
I took corporate finance and valuation with Prof. Aswath Damodaran as a student at NYU Stern and they were two of THE BEST classes I’ve taken and I’ve taken a lot of classes.
Now Damodaran is offering the opportunity for anyone to take his classes online for free. This is an amazing opportunity and if you’ve ever thought that you would like to start a business or just know more...
December 2011
1 post
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
1 post
August 2011
1 post
Vacation so far
Two flights canceled, roof of lga is leaking in 20 places I’ve counted, flooding half the seats. Good times.
July 2011
5 posts
old school
a couple weeks ago, I booked a hotel in Maine for a couple of days. I just received a confirmation letter by mail - US postal service mail. I’ve never even heard of that.
June 2011
11 posts
We are so excited about the meal we put together tonight. Considering that we never really follow a recipe and just tinker away, it’s always exciting when it’s actually really good!
Menu tonight was seared tuna steaks with sesame seeds with a cucumber salad, brown rice, and snap peas. The cucumber salad really made it. I did about a cup of very thinly sliced seedless cucumbers and...
Hawaii
Who knew that you could fly for 12 hours and stay domestic. We are off.
Exactly
May 19, 2011
Eugene Mirman Brooklyn, NY 10217
Time Warner Inc. One Time Warner Center New York, NY 10019
Dear Time Warner Cable,
On April 23rd I moved and had an appointment with Time Warner Cable to come and install cable, Internet and phone service and no one showed up. When I called, I was told my appointment was entered wrong and moved to May 4th, without anyone calling me. No big deal,...
March 2011
5 posts
My tan is wasted in this city.
February 2011
2 posts
January 2011
2 posts
December 2010
9 posts
“Move your hair back and forth with caution.”
– http://selebspy.com/2010/11/22/department-of-health-hair/
November 2010
6 posts
On the thanksgiving grandparent express. 12 people in wheel chairs in line to board my flight.
3 shots. My arm is numb, but I totally handled it like a grown up.
Actually I take it back. Pretty smooth if you bring the right paperwork. I’m really good at bringing the right paperwork when there its an online checklist. Reminds me if the time I got a round of applause at the dc dmv because I was the first if the day to have all the right stuff.
Visa done. Shots tomorrow.